Sunday, June 18, 2006

Best New Character of 2006!!!

Has got to be the Mother of Champions who just appeared with her fellow members of the Chinese super-team "The Great Ten" in this week's copy of 52 (#6). Way to go DC!



The press on her states that her super-power is the ability to give birth to a litter of 25 super-soldiers every three days.

Ohmygod. That has to be the most thought-provoking power ever. And from what I hear, her children are full-grown? Soooooooooo many questions!!!

How does she produce these children?
Does she eat a lot of pickles?
Stretchmarks?
Baby books?
Is she married? If so, who's the lucky, lucky guy? (Happy Father's Day!)
Does she have a lot of baby showers?
Does she give her children names or does she just number them?
How many litters has she had?
Boys or girls?
Does she believe in birth control?
When will she join the Justice League?
When will we get an action figure? (Will it be a box set?)

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